My life is like a Grapefruit.

My life is like a Grapefruit.

Genderqueer Nerd girl. Early 20's. English Major. Poop Jokes.

I read books, I crochet silly things, I watch cartoons, I like boys and girls and all in between, I dress up in silly costumes, I like to go exploring and have adventures, I am very lazy and mostly sarcastic. I dye my hair, I have a septum piercing, I Rule 34 everything I possibly can, I am a pirate, I am probably going to offend you. I currently live with 3 people, 2 dogs, 2 cats, 2 love birds, 7 chickens, 2 leopard geckos, a rainbow boa, 2 ball pythons, and a bearded dragon.

Genderqueer

Means crying because I am too fat and have short eye lashes, bad skin, and horrible legs. 

But it also means crying because I can’t grow a beard and suspenders don’t work on my chest and I don’t have the right bone structure for amazing sideburns. 

Basically being genderqueer means not being good enough for either gender and not knowing where to go from here. 

So if you ever meet someone who identifies as genderqueer, but you think they are just faking it, remember that they probably are faking, because being genderqueer means faking your way through life, pretending you have some idea of who you are when really, you can’t even decide whether to wear a skirt or a pair of trousers and that decision means the difference between feeling ok and hating yourself. 

cheriecerise:

Guys, we want to show you our new work that we hope to have soon ready for sale :)
Georgette skirt with a beautiful jellyfish embroidery. Embelished with pearls and glass bead bubbles that are embroidered by hand. Has a second layer of glitter chiffon that gives an undersea sparkle feel ♥ 

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Chicos, queremos mostrarle otro de nuestros trabajos que esperamos tener a la venta próximamente :)
Falda de georgette azul marino con un hermoso bordado de medusa. Con aplicaciones de perlas y burbujas de vidrio bordadas a mano. Tiene una segunda capa en gasa con brillos, que da la sensación de brillo del fondo marino ♥

(via heroofhope)

hipsterinatardis:

Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.

Naps only ever end the second way for me. 

(via heroofhope)

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