My life is like a Grapefruit.

My life is like a Grapefruit.

Gender Queer Nerd girl. Early 20's. English Major. Poop Jokes.

I read books, I crochet silly things, I watch cartoons, I like boys and girls and all in between (but especially girls), I dress up in silly costumes, I like to go exploring and have adventures, I dye my hair, I have a septum piercing, I Rule 34 everything I possibly can, I play WoW when I have the money and time, I am a pirate, I am probably going to offend you. I currently live with 3 people, 2 dogs, 2 cats, 3 love birds, 7 chickens, a leopard gecko, a rainbow boa, 2 ball pythons, and a bearded dragon.

tobycarsonphilips: thatonewritergirl: pumpkinpasties-and-jammiedodgers: Multi-awarded actress Maggie Smith was halfway through her cancer treatment when she made Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince, starring as Professor Minerva McGonagall.  “I was hairless. I had no problem getting the wig on. I was like a boiled egg,” she said. The chemotherapy was, she said, “something that makes you feel much worse than the cancer itself”. “You feel horribly sick. I was holding on to railings, thinking ‘I can’t do this’,” she said. But she insisted she will “stagger through” the final Harry Potter film, The Deathly Hallows. Let’s just pause and ponder on how awesome this woman is, a true Gryffindor. I will never not reblog this.  This woman is my hero.  I’ve seen what my mom went through with chemo.  To go through it and still put on such a moving performance is something she should be very proud of. So much love and respect for this woman <3 :) 

tobycarsonphilips:

thatonewritergirl:

pumpkinpasties-and-jammiedodgers:

Multi-awarded actress Maggie Smith was halfway through her cancer treatment when she made Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince, starring as Professor Minerva McGonagall. 

“I was hairless. I had no problem getting the wig on. I was like a boiled egg,” she said.

The chemotherapy was, she said, “something that makes you feel much worse than the cancer itself”. “You feel horribly sick. I was holding on to railings, thinking ‘I can’t do this’,” she said.

But she insisted she will “stagger through” the final Harry Potter film, The Deathly Hallows. Let’s just pause and ponder on how awesome this woman is, a true Gryffindor.

I will never not reblog this.  This woman is my hero.  I’ve seen what my mom went through with chemo.  To go through it and still put on such a moving performance is something she should be very proud of.

So much love and respect for this woman <3 :) 

(via cupcakecore)

emmyc: I am so glad I am not the only one who makes up other names for him. (though for me it is because I cannot pronounce his real one) Kinda of like M. Night Shymuhuhmana. 

emmyc:

I am so glad I am not the only one who makes up other names for him. (though for me it is because I cannot pronounce his real one)

Kinda of like M. Night Shymuhuhmana. 

(Source: neilcicierega)

Brad: Are you scratchin’ your butt or pokin’ your cornhole?

Me: I AM NOT POKING MY CORNHOLE OMG WHY WOULD YOU EVEN ASK THAT

…I might have been poking my cornhole. 

(jk jk, I was popping ass-acne)

rosalarian: ladynattington: Lewis!!!  Remember when you sent me the picture of the crab lips???  The crab lips have FRIEEEENNNNDZZZ!!! Eee! Eee! Eee! I just made dolphin noises!

rosalarian:

ladynattington:

Lewis!!!  Remember when you sent me the picture of the crab lips???  The crab lips have FRIEEEENNNNDZZZ!!!

Eee! Eee! Eee! I just made dolphin noises!

Light's House

kateordie:

dilettantepickle:

First of all, Jesus Christ can everyone on the internet CALM THE FUCK DOWN. Second; I had never seen this site before, and it seems very helpful for people who might just be figuring out how to deal with toxic parents. I wish I had had this, years ago. Thanks to Kate for sharing.

beatonna:

In yesterday’s post, I ended the description by saying that your mother ‘loves you,’ a comment that was meant to make people feel good and welcome about identifying with the comic, if they did.  But, we all know that not everyone’s home life has been ideal, and some people took me to task on saying so.  I do not, of course, think that everyone has a healthy or even tolerable relationship with their mothers, and I’m not in the habit of dictating anyone’s feelings to them either.  No offense was meant if it appeared so, and I am sorry if it did.

Mother’s Day to me has been a sincere and cherished memory, but I understand it can be trite and unfair in others’ lives. I guess the best we can do in this old world is to try and be mindful of the feelings and experiences of those around us.  This job of mine is very public, and I’ve learned that lesson many times over as I’ve advanced in it, to my greater (I hope) growth as a creator and friend.

The link here is to Light’s House, an informative site for the children of difficult or toxic parents.  If you do not recognize your own in there, well then, we should all be so fortunate.

This website is… relevant.

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